That is when I decided I had to stop the madness. I can’t keep living out of a laundry basket while beautiful clothes just gather dust. So, I developed a brutal, foolproof system. I am so excited to share this with you today. If you want to build a wardrobe that actually serves you, you need to put every single piece through this process.
This is my ultimate Wearability Test Guide. It is how you know if an outfit is actually worth keeping, or if it needs to be donated right now. Let’s get into it!
1. The “Sit, Reach, and Drop” Physical Test
We are starting with the most basic, physical reality of clothes. We are human beings. We move. We eat tacos. We sit on floors and we reach for things on high shelves. If an outfit only looks good when you are standing perfectly still in front of a mirror, sucking in your breath, it is a bad outfit.
I call this the Sit, Reach, and Drop test. Every time you try something on, you have to do these three things. First, sit down in a hard chair. Do the pants dig into your stomach so hard that you feel sick? Does the button feel like it is going to pop off and take someone’s eye out? If yes, get rid of them.
Next, reach your arms all the way up like you are grabbing a mug from the top cabinet. Does the shirt ride up so high it gets stuck under your armpits? Does the blazer restrict your shoulders so much you feel like a T-Rex? Finally, drop something on the floor and pick it up. If the skirt rides up so high you flash the entire room, or the jeans gap so much in the back you feel a breeze… it is a no.
I used to have these vintage rigid denim jeans. They made my butt look amazing when I was standing up. But I wore them to the movies once, and by the time the previews were over, I was in physical pain. I had to literally unbutton my pants in the dark theater just to survive the movie. Life is way too short for that kind of torture. Comfort is a non-negotiable requirement for keeping something in your closet.
2. Evicting Your “Fantasy Self”
Okay, this step is going to require you to be really, really honest with yourself. We all have a “Fantasy Self”. She is the version of us who goes to fancy cocktail bars every Friday night. She is the version who wakes up at 6 AM to do aesthetic pilates in matching pastel sets. She is the girl who wears towering heels to brunch.
But who are you actually? I am a girl who works a lot, loves going to casual dinners with friends, and spends Sundays watching movies in my living room.
About two years ago, I bought this incredible, backless, floor-length silk gown. It was so expensive. I bought it because I convinced myself I would eventually get invited to some glamorous gala. Guess what? I have never been to a gala in my life. That dress sat in its garment bag for two entire years, making me feel guilty every time I looked at it.
When you are deciding if a piece is worth keeping, ask yourself: “Does this fit the life I am actually living right now?” If you are holding onto three sequin mini skirts but you haven’t been to a club in four years, you need to let them go. Dress for the amazing, real life you have right now, not an imaginary one. It frees up so much space and energy.
3. The “Rule of Three” Styling Challenge
This is where the styling actually comes into play. If you pick up a piece from your closet and you can only think of one specific way to wear it, it is failing the test. Good clothes are team players. They should mix and match effortlessly with the rest of your wardrobe.
For every single item you want to keep, you have to mentally (or physically!) create three totally different outfits using things you already own.
Let’s take a basic oversized white button-down shirt. Can I wear it tucked into straight-leg jeans with loafers? Yes. Can I wear it unbuttoned over a slip dress for a date night? Yes. Can I throw it over my workout clothes when I am running to get coffee? Yes. That item passes with flying colors. It is an absolute keeper.
But what about those bright green, heavily patterned trousers you bought on sale? If you only have one specific black top that looks okay with them, and you can only wear one specific pair of shoes with them… that is not a versatile piece. It is taking up valuable real estate. When items only work in one specific combination, we rarely reach for them because it feels like too much work to put the look together.
4. The Sensory and Fabric Check
This is something I feel like nobody talks about enough in the fashion world. We get so caught up in how things look that we totally ignore how they actually feel against our skin. Your skin is your largest organ, girl! It deserves to be treated well.
I have a rule now: if it itches, scratches, or makes me sweat immediately, it goes straight into the donation pile. No exceptions.
I learned this from my grandma. Growing up as a young Native woman, she always taught me about the energy of the things we keep around us. She used to say that clothes should honor your movement and protect your spirit. If you are wearing something that makes you want to crawl out of your skin, it is blocking your energy. You can’t be present in a conversation if you are secretly scratching your back against a chair like a bear on a tree.
I once found this amazing vintage mohair sweater at a thrift shop. It was the perfect shade of burnt orange. I thought it was my holy grail find. I wore it to a coffee date and I was literally breaking out in hives within twenty minutes. It felt like I was wearing a shirt made of actual fiberglass. I kept it in my closet for months trying to figure out a way to wear it with long layers underneath. Finally, I just gave it away.
Check your labels. Stick to breathable cottons, soft wools, linens, and rich silks. If the polyester makes you feel static-y and sweaty, just say goodbye. You will never feel stylish if you are physically uncomfortable.
5. The Honest “Maintenance” Assessment
We all have that one chair. You know the chair. It is the chair in the corner of the bedroom that is piled high with clothes that aren’t dirty enough for the wash, but not clean enough for the closet. But usually, the bottom layer of that pile is made up of “high maintenance” clothes.
I am talking about the “Dry Clean Only” silk blouses. The linen pants that require thirty minutes of aggressive steaming before you can wear them. The delicate knits that have to be hand-washed in cold water with baby shampoo and dried flat on a towel.
Be so real with yourself right now. Are you actually going to do that?
I am a busy person. Most days, I am throwing my clothes in the wash on a normal cycle and hoping for the best. If an item requires me to take it to a specialized cleaner across town, it is just going to sit in the trunk of my car for six months. If an outfit is too much work to maintain, you are never going to wear it. It becomes a chore, not a piece of clothing.
Only keep the high-maintenance pieces if you are truly, honestly committed to taking care of them. Otherwise, let someone else deal with the steaming. Stick to low-maintenance fabrics that fit your actual lifestyle.
6. The Ultimate Confidence Test (The “Ex” Scenario)
Alright, we have reached the final stage of the Wearability Test. If a piece has survived the physical test, the styling test, and the fabric check, it all comes down to this one mental exercise.
I call it the “Ex Test”, but it really applies to anyone you want to look good in front of. Imagine you are wearing the outfit in question. You walk into your local grocery store, and you run into your ex. Or your old high school bully. Or that girl from college who always looked absolutely flawless.
How do you feel in that exact moment?
Do you feel powerful? Do you stand up a little straighter? Do you feel like the coolest, most put-together version of yourself? If the answer is yes, that piece is pure gold. Keep it forever.
But… if your first instinct is to hide behind the cereal aisle? If you feel the urge to pull down your shirt, or you suddenly feel frumpy, uncool, or awkward? You have to get rid of it. Our clothes are our daily armor. They communicate who we are to the world before we even open our mouths. You deserve to wear things that make you feel invincible.
There are some clothes that just carry bad energy. Maybe you wore that dress on a really bad first date. Maybe you bought that jacket during a time when you were really stressed. Even if it fits perfectly, if the vibe is off, it is going to drag you down.
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Xoxo Alessandra




